conorthebarbarian:

sisyphusshrugged:

areyoutheregoditsmetania:

My coworker said the words “analog cigarette” today. he said he shouldn’t be smoking analog cigarettes

dailytweets:

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

my parents……..Were Right

if you get home at night after work and discover that the able-bodied quasi-adults who were at home doing nothing but watch netflix all day have not even thought about making dinner or feeding the dogs or taking out the trash or emptying the dishwasher and have left it all for you to deal with then you’re allowed to be Less Than Happy

genderbongconforming:

frankenberrycereal:

please reblog if you respect rizzo the rat

Unpopular opinion but I don’t respect this fuck at all. Not after what he did.

scope-dogg:

tilthat:

TIL Until 2007, Russian astronauts were issued a sawed off shotgun and machete to fight off Siberian bears and other wildlife upon landing back on Earth. They are now issued a semi-automatic pistol.

via reddit.com

My face when I’m just out there foraging for berries when a capsule crashes to the ground from the heavens and a cosmonaut comes out and points a gun at me

extremelycoolcarmods:

shitty-car-mods-daily:

I feel like this belongs here via Shitty_Car_Mods

Well you’re wrong